Hello-hi. My name is Lexi Belle and I'm here to promote a very special cause. Do you know that mongolian kids suffer all kinds of abuse from their parents, including unrequested sexual advances and cyber-bullying. It's true, it's also very sad. Almost as sad as people still liking Foo Fighters up to this year. I mean, what the fuck is wrong with you? Fuck the mongolian kids, but Foo Fighters? No wonder we've never been so close to the apocalypse as we are right now. I think David Grohl is also quite fond of kids regardless of country, but I digress. People who donate to the aid of the mongolian kids will get a chance to fuck me. Don't take it personally, but I'll only accept big dicks. And I mean big stuff, then you can do whatever the fuck you want. You can have hairy balls, can be into S & M, bring your pregnant lady so we can whip her, finger bangs, bestiality, she-males whatever. With a big hard throbbing cock you can shit on my face and I'll lick it like motherhumpin ice cream. Let's Butt-bang for the children. Oh, and no Village People-style 'stache. Shit's gay niggas.
Love,
Lexi.
Nenhum comentário:
Postar um comentário