Hello, my name is Jon Bon Jovi and I'm here to clear a mistake that has been circulating in the past couple of weeks. A tabloid in the UK got a frame of me getting a blowjob from a panda, and I'd like to explain that. It would be quite obvious for me to say that it wasn't as bad as it looked, but it was. I'm sick. I like pandas. I simply do. I live in a quite haphazardous way, but it's never as sweet as it seem. I can fuck any bitch I ever want, however I can never take my mind of a sweet sweet panda's behind. Yes, I need treatment, but don't all of us? Sometimes I like to mix it up with a threesome with a christmas tree as well. But nigga, what am I supposed to do? I just hope this is clear to all my fans, there's no need to stop getting my stuff. My stuff is still tight as fuck, niggas can't deny they feel this shit.
Love,
JBJ.
oh, that's some fucked up shit, jovi!
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